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Mon, Oct 31, 2011
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Women urged to slap their men for cash

Watch out, guys. Women in Asia are bringing back slapping. Your cheeks may be in severe danger.

While domestic violence is generally seen in a negative light, especially if it involves spouses murdering each other, the female-to-male face-slap is seen as something quite different.

It's an elegant little act, designed to shock men and empower women.

A new scheme in which women earn cash rewards every time they slap their husbands has been running for six months in India, and feedback has been positive among women, and some men too.

I am not making this up. I heard it from reader Anya B., who forwarded me hard evidence. In the current scheme, you get 1,000 rupees (S$25) each time you wallop your guy to a maximum of 10,000 rupees.

Payments are sponsored by industrialist turned politician TG Venkatesh, the Deccan Herald reported. The scene is running in Andhra Pradesh, but enthusiasts are hoping it will spread around India, and possibly the world.

This is how you do it:

1) Wait for your husband to commit a sin (most popular so far is drinking too much)
2) Gather witnesses
3) Wait for moment of surprise
4) Sharply slap your right palm against his left cheek (reverse if left-handed)
5) Fold arms, don air of superiority and give him the look

The presence of witnesses maximizes humiliation and stops him fighting back. Their statements provide evidence for your cash claim. It really works. So far, 210 women have received money.

Anya said: "It only applies to slapping. There's no bonus for tormenting your husband in other ways. That you just do for the pleasure of it."

A man entered a supermarket, put an ice cream into his underpants, and then walked out, retrieving it later to eat. He was taken to a Florida police station, UPI reported last week. Surely a hospital would have been better?

Reader Karuna Menon was walking past a group of anti-greed protestors in front of a bank when he had a good idea. In Asia, just hanging out on the street is not going to work. "They'll probably be mistaken for out of work maids," he said.

Instead, they should "stand in a neat queue" outside the bank. "Within a few hours, most of the living population will join the queue," he said. "The queue will be so long that it will close down the entire financial district."

Good idea. Those of us with long memories will remember occasions in Asia when rain showers cause bus queues to take shelter near banks, triggering massive bank runs. I bet the weather angels have a real giggle whenever that happens.

A reader tells me that some Swanson brand frozen dinners have a line on the box saying: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." Note this is only a suggestion. If you prefer to bite into frozen rock, go ahead.

Three things Confucius didn't say but would have if he lived in these times:

1) Man who runs in front of car gets tired
2) Man who runs behind car gets exhausted
3) Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.

readers' comments
i fail to see physical violence to men is seen as rightful and justifiable.

just because women are weaker in physique, that does not mean they can be physical with their men.

both parties need to refrain from such violence unless it is part of the bedroom act. :P
Posted by zzlee789 on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 16:02 PM

Posted by perceivedtobe on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:58 PM
Why when women slapped and punched men our stupid AG don't take action huh but when a man retaliates and gives a light slap to his wife or gf during a heated quarrel they get charged under Section 323 even with no visible or physical injuries? What a fine monkey police system we really have here when compared to many foreigners getting away after assaulting our people!
Posted by MonkeyBusters on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:48 PM

thats where the jackpot machine is.... :p

one pull all come out :D
Posted by tmfoo888 on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:35 PM

eehhh, that head normally can't think straight leh..
Posted by perceivedtobe on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:20 PM

ah ... the totful one :D
Posted by tmfoo888 on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:18 PM

the squirting anatomy?
Posted by perceivedtobe on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:17 PM

chee seen - use your brain
Posted by perceivedtobe on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:16 PM
slap where .... to get cash ;P
Posted by tmfoo888 on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:16 PM
Wrong! You slap him, he will slap back, stupid!
Posted by mystrawberry on Mon, 31 Oct 2011 at 15:14 PM

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